Friday, April 25, 2008

We talk about your work, how your boss is a jerk...


1. michael scott: "'s not the horniness, ok? It's the loneliness..."

2. jim halpert: (on the phone) "Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here?"

3. michael scott: "Like a famous person once said, boys on the side. But I don't. I disagree. I say, let's hear it for the boys."

4. dwight schrute: "No no no, not a wizard, a hobbit."

5. michael scott: "I, um, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting Back to the Future. Back, because it's on my back; and future because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead, into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie."


Jill said...

Toby: I have an announcement uh, to make...I am moving to Costa Rica. I have thought about it for a long time now and I am finally going to do it. So I am just going to hop the fence and jog home.

Piper said...

Andy: "who thinks Angela and me are a cooler couple?"
Stanley: "If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour I will kill you"

Annie said...

Dwight: "I'm not really going to call her."