TOP 5 FAVORITE QUOTES FROM THE OFFICE:
1. michael scott: "...it's not the horniness, ok? It's the loneliness..."
2. jim halpert: (on the phone) "Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here?"
3. michael scott: "Like a famous person once said, boys on the side. But I don't. I disagree. I say, let's hear it for the boys."
4. dwight schrute: "No no no, not a wizard, a hobbit."
5. michael scott: "I, um, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting Back to the Future. Back, because it's on my back; and future because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead, into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie."