Friday, November 16, 2007
Motownphilly's back again...
Two of my favorite things in the whole world have collided in what I believe is a gift directly sent from heaven. Boyz II men (one the greatest r'n'b groups of all time, and my personal #1) have come out with a Motown tribute album and it is amazing. I have been listening to it for the last couple of days, and a smile permeates my face all day. Their soulful vocals combined with the hits of motown that I grew up on make this album one of my favorites and a pure classic. Their version of "Easy" "Ribbon in the sky" and "Just my imagination (running away with me)" have the simplicity of the originals with the the smooth harmonies of a typical Boyz II men slow jam. These boys have been putting out amazing songs for over a decade, and in my opinion, still got what it takes.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Do you really know what it's like to be me...
14 things you may not know about me
(takin' the "7 things" list to the next level)
1. I have weird eating rituals. I eat in sections and don't move on until that food section is completed. I tend to eat the foods that taste the worst cold first. I also eat certain foods in layers, for example, Mcdonalds hamburgers (bun, then meat, then bun) and twinkies (cake then inside filling).
2. I only sleep on one side of the bed and barely move around. In the mornings, I can usually just fold up the blankets on the one side and my bed is perfectly made. this works great for me, because I am also weird about having my sheets laying perfectly straight across my body while I sleep.
3. I stopped biting my nails as a child after reading the Berenstain bears book "The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit".
4. When I was a child I desperately wanted to be a solid gold dancer. In fact, one time in church they were going around the room asking what everyone wanted to be when they grew up. Most girls said mommies, I confessed my need to be a solid gold dancer...the teacher told my mom afterwards that that show was inappropriate.
5. I used to be a math nerd. In third grade I tested out of math and was sent to a 6th grade classroom to continue my math studies. I studied with that same teacher until I was in his 6th grade class, by then I was helping him teach the class math out of the book while he gave me separate projects to work on.
6. I often entertain myself by playing a game called "six degrees of separation". I try to link two different actors or actresses in the lowest amount of actors as possible (with a maximum of six). For example, you can link chevy chase to jake gyllenhaal in two actors (chevy to martin short in three amigos-martin to dennis quaid in innerspace-dennis quaid to jake in the day after tomorrow) or katherine heigl to patrick swayze in three actors (katherine to gerard depardieu in my father the hero, gerard to andie mcdowell in green card, andie to emilio estevez in st. elmo's fire, emilio to patrick in the outsiders). this game is all done in your head, and if you can't remember the movie title or actors full name you cannot use them.
7. I hate shopping. Nothing puts me in a bad mood faster than setting foot inside a mall. So to eliminate multiple trips or too much time searching for items, I buy a shirt or pair of shoes I like in every color they have. As you can imagine, my wardrobe doesn't have much style variation.
8. The longest relationship I have had was my 3rd to 5th grade boyfriend Shawn Osborne. It started out with him breaking my ruler and having to buy me a new one...the relationship blossomed from there. We hung out all the time, bought massive presents for each other on holidays, and I even went on vacations with him and his family.
9. During college I changed my major four times. I started out as an english major, changed to home and family, then home/family with secondary teaching, then graduated in sociology.
10. I get panic attacks. Most of them are pretty mild, with just difficulty breathing and very shaky. But one time I was brought to the hospital via ambulance....that wasn't so cool. Good thing I don't stress out that much.
11. My freshman year of college I trained myself to sleep sitting up so I could take naps during class breaks without messing up my hair. I have a general rule that I don't get ready twice in one day, so this skill comes in handy. Currently, I don't sit up anymore but I do know how to nap and not mess up my hair.
12. I didn't know how to ride a bike until I was in the 5th grade and was required to learn for a bike field trip the whole class was taking. We grew up a on a ridiculously steep hill and never wanted to learn before then.
13. All throughout childhood and into my teenage years I thought "Egypt" was possibly the coolest name for a child and was convinced my first girl would have that name. (hmmm...perhaps this is why I don't have children)
14. When I was about 12 my sister Kim and I racked up a 500$ phone bill calling 976-hits (a music trivia phone line) and 976-easy (a social phone line where people talked to each other but kim I would just listen to conversations). The funny part is when my mom got the bill she first thought my brother jared was calling sex hotlines. I dominated that music trivia thing though, and to this day am still waiting for my prizes to come.
(takin' the "7 things" list to the next level)
1. I have weird eating rituals. I eat in sections and don't move on until that food section is completed. I tend to eat the foods that taste the worst cold first. I also eat certain foods in layers, for example, Mcdonalds hamburgers (bun, then meat, then bun) and twinkies (cake then inside filling).
2. I only sleep on one side of the bed and barely move around. In the mornings, I can usually just fold up the blankets on the one side and my bed is perfectly made. this works great for me, because I am also weird about having my sheets laying perfectly straight across my body while I sleep.
3. I stopped biting my nails as a child after reading the Berenstain bears book "The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit".
4. When I was a child I desperately wanted to be a solid gold dancer. In fact, one time in church they were going around the room asking what everyone wanted to be when they grew up. Most girls said mommies, I confessed my need to be a solid gold dancer...the teacher told my mom afterwards that that show was inappropriate.
5. I used to be a math nerd. In third grade I tested out of math and was sent to a 6th grade classroom to continue my math studies. I studied with that same teacher until I was in his 6th grade class, by then I was helping him teach the class math out of the book while he gave me separate projects to work on.
6. I often entertain myself by playing a game called "six degrees of separation". I try to link two different actors or actresses in the lowest amount of actors as possible (with a maximum of six). For example, you can link chevy chase to jake gyllenhaal in two actors (chevy to martin short in three amigos-martin to dennis quaid in innerspace-dennis quaid to jake in the day after tomorrow) or katherine heigl to patrick swayze in three actors (katherine to gerard depardieu in my father the hero, gerard to andie mcdowell in green card, andie to emilio estevez in st. elmo's fire, emilio to patrick in the outsiders). this game is all done in your head, and if you can't remember the movie title or actors full name you cannot use them.
7. I hate shopping. Nothing puts me in a bad mood faster than setting foot inside a mall. So to eliminate multiple trips or too much time searching for items, I buy a shirt or pair of shoes I like in every color they have. As you can imagine, my wardrobe doesn't have much style variation.
8. The longest relationship I have had was my 3rd to 5th grade boyfriend Shawn Osborne. It started out with him breaking my ruler and having to buy me a new one...the relationship blossomed from there. We hung out all the time, bought massive presents for each other on holidays, and I even went on vacations with him and his family.
9. During college I changed my major four times. I started out as an english major, changed to home and family, then home/family with secondary teaching, then graduated in sociology.
10. I get panic attacks. Most of them are pretty mild, with just difficulty breathing and very shaky. But one time I was brought to the hospital via ambulance....that wasn't so cool. Good thing I don't stress out that much.
11. My freshman year of college I trained myself to sleep sitting up so I could take naps during class breaks without messing up my hair. I have a general rule that I don't get ready twice in one day, so this skill comes in handy. Currently, I don't sit up anymore but I do know how to nap and not mess up my hair.
12. I didn't know how to ride a bike until I was in the 5th grade and was required to learn for a bike field trip the whole class was taking. We grew up a on a ridiculously steep hill and never wanted to learn before then.
13. All throughout childhood and into my teenage years I thought "Egypt" was possibly the coolest name for a child and was convinced my first girl would have that name. (hmmm...perhaps this is why I don't have children)
14. When I was about 12 my sister Kim and I racked up a 500$ phone bill calling 976-hits (a music trivia phone line) and 976-easy (a social phone line where people talked to each other but kim I would just listen to conversations). The funny part is when my mom got the bill she first thought my brother jared was calling sex hotlines. I dominated that music trivia thing though, and to this day am still waiting for my prizes to come.
O' Canada...my home and native land?
So what do three single girls do on a saturday with no plans?
Head to Canada eh!
Saturday morning, I
headed with my friends
Michelle
and Emily
on a day trip to Canada. We had no agenda just a Canadian musical artist mix on the ipod (nickelback was excluded) and a need for excitement and adventure. Shania Twain, Nelly Furtado, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, and Avril Lavigne entertained us during the bleak drive through northern Washington (I had forgotten that Canada also gave us the hip-hop artist Snow and his one hit "Informer"....dang it). We drove through Osoyoos (Canada's only desert), Oliver (Canada's largest wine country and home to a Mosque....fascinating right?)
(We were going to park the car and take a picture, but got the sudden feeling that we were not welcome... so this picture was taken very quickly by Michelle from the passenger side window, as apparently the muslim men weren't to keen on three white young women hanging around their building....who knew?)
and Penticton (where we had an amazing lunch at Earl's).
We then hit the mall to buy souvenirs and headed home. Getting into Canada was so easy that we expected getting back into our homeland to be even easier...who knew that the homeland security agent would be skeptical that three young girls went up to Canada for a few hours with no good reason?
After answering questions about how I knew my roadtrip mates, how long we had been friends, why we came to Canada (a question he asked multiple times), and where we grew up... he finally decided we were okay to enter.
As we started our drive back to Moses Lake-- Neil Diamond's "America" blared.
"Far, we've been travelin far.
Without a home, but not without a star"
We got home, took a three hour nap, went out dancing, then hung out talking until 3:30 am.
All in a days work for a girl like myself.
Head to Canada eh!
Saturday morning, I
headed with my friends
Michelle
and Emily
on a day trip to Canada. We had no agenda just a Canadian musical artist mix on the ipod (nickelback was excluded) and a need for excitement and adventure. Shania Twain, Nelly Furtado, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, and Avril Lavigne entertained us during the bleak drive through northern Washington (I had forgotten that Canada also gave us the hip-hop artist Snow and his one hit "Informer"....dang it). We drove through Osoyoos (Canada's only desert), Oliver (Canada's largest wine country and home to a Mosque....fascinating right?)
(We were going to park the car and take a picture, but got the sudden feeling that we were not welcome... so this picture was taken very quickly by Michelle from the passenger side window, as apparently the muslim men weren't to keen on three white young women hanging around their building....who knew?)
and Penticton (where we had an amazing lunch at Earl's).
We then hit the mall to buy souvenirs and headed home. Getting into Canada was so easy that we expected getting back into our homeland to be even easier...who knew that the homeland security agent would be skeptical that three young girls went up to Canada for a few hours with no good reason?
After answering questions about how I knew my roadtrip mates, how long we had been friends, why we came to Canada (a question he asked multiple times), and where we grew up... he finally decided we were okay to enter.
As we started our drive back to Moses Lake-- Neil Diamond's "America" blared.
"Far, we've been travelin far.
Without a home, but not without a star"
We got home, took a three hour nap, went out dancing, then hung out talking until 3:30 am.
All in a days work for a girl like myself.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
That's fine with me...Just let me be...Legally Blonde
This past weekend I noticed that MTV was showing "Legally Blonde the musical" and of course I taped it. Monday night, em wizzle, nette nette, and I went to dinner then sat down to watch it (it was our own personal girls night FHE). We are all huge musical fans, and were excited but a little skeptical of this motion picture to broadway version of Legally Blonde. But it was AMAZING. did you cry at the movie? yeah neither did I, but add in some melody and great lyrics and you have me and em wizzle shedding tears as elle quits law school after being kissed by her boss. tragic.
This musical is so funny, so well written, and the music is catchy and so fun. I would highly suggest looking on MTV (you know they love replaying things over and over and over again) and watching it. We were thoroughly impressed!
favorite songs include: serious, legally blonde, so much better, there!right!there! (with lyrics that ask gay or european?) and what you want.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn...
"i'm feeling good from my head to my shoe,
know where i'm going and i know what to do,
i've tidied up my point of view,
i've got a new attitude" -Patti Labelle
I usually don't like to talk to much about personal stuff, the attention- whether good or bad- from others makes me uncomfortable and self-conscious, but something miraculous has happened in my life and I felt the need to share.
As many of you know 6 months ago, I decided to take control of my life, and my weight, and I received the lap-band surgery in order to change my unhealthy lifestyle and become the woman on the outside that I was on the inside. I realized that, unfortunately, the world isn't fair and as much as I would like to believe that socially I could succeed on my "amazing" personality alone, I realized I couldn't and needed help. What a difference it has made. 6 months later and I am feeling wonderful. The road hasn't been easy, I've had to cut out a lot of foods that had become best friends and emotional crutches when I needed them. I have missed them, I don't know if those cravings will ever end, but I am a strong person and have finally learned the ability to say "no thank you". It has been so worth it. I feel like I have truly made a lifestyle change and I see the difference every day. I have cut out my once necessary daily "naps", go to bed earlier, have energy throughout the day, get attention from boys, and can "drop it likes it hot" on the dance floor and not get winded. I love my life.
So on to the news....
I bought my first pair of jeans from a regular store yesterday! size 14. To many of my "non-weight challenged" readers, this may seem uneventful, but for me-a girl who hates spending money on clothes yet has had to buy jeans from plus-sized specialty stores since she can remember- this is a huge accomplishment. I don't remember the last time I could buy clothes in regular sizes, and it feels so good to finally be able to. The total amount of my weight loss is a mystery, since I never weigh myself as to avoid becoming a "numbers" person instead of a "how I feel person", but for the record-I am down from a 20 to a 14 in pants and a XXL to a M in shirts. Amazing.
I am so thankful for the courage and strength I have been given to accomplish my goals and the support of family and friends each day. I still have a ways to go until I reach my final goal, but these little victories, these small accomplishments give me the drive I need.
Before:
After:
(this picture is a movie re-enactment from atop the "rocky" stairs in philadelphia----and not a cheesy "biggest loser" I DID IT picture)
know where i'm going and i know what to do,
i've tidied up my point of view,
i've got a new attitude" -Patti Labelle
I usually don't like to talk to much about personal stuff, the attention- whether good or bad- from others makes me uncomfortable and self-conscious, but something miraculous has happened in my life and I felt the need to share.
As many of you know 6 months ago, I decided to take control of my life, and my weight, and I received the lap-band surgery in order to change my unhealthy lifestyle and become the woman on the outside that I was on the inside. I realized that, unfortunately, the world isn't fair and as much as I would like to believe that socially I could succeed on my "amazing" personality alone, I realized I couldn't and needed help. What a difference it has made. 6 months later and I am feeling wonderful. The road hasn't been easy, I've had to cut out a lot of foods that had become best friends and emotional crutches when I needed them. I have missed them, I don't know if those cravings will ever end, but I am a strong person and have finally learned the ability to say "no thank you". It has been so worth it. I feel like I have truly made a lifestyle change and I see the difference every day. I have cut out my once necessary daily "naps", go to bed earlier, have energy throughout the day, get attention from boys, and can "drop it likes it hot" on the dance floor and not get winded. I love my life.
So on to the news....
I bought my first pair of jeans from a regular store yesterday! size 14. To many of my "non-weight challenged" readers, this may seem uneventful, but for me-a girl who hates spending money on clothes yet has had to buy jeans from plus-sized specialty stores since she can remember- this is a huge accomplishment. I don't remember the last time I could buy clothes in regular sizes, and it feels so good to finally be able to. The total amount of my weight loss is a mystery, since I never weigh myself as to avoid becoming a "numbers" person instead of a "how I feel person", but for the record-I am down from a 20 to a 14 in pants and a XXL to a M in shirts. Amazing.
I am so thankful for the courage and strength I have been given to accomplish my goals and the support of family and friends each day. I still have a ways to go until I reach my final goal, but these little victories, these small accomplishments give me the drive I need.
Before:
After:
(this picture is a movie re-enactment from atop the "rocky" stairs in philadelphia----and not a cheesy "biggest loser" I DID IT picture)
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
do you remember the time...
TOP 20 FAVORITE MEMORIES OF MY BIG BROTHER JARED:
1. as children, riding around on our toys with buckets on our heads, and star wars action figures in our mouths.....we are retarded.
2. growing up, being known to others as simply "jared's little sister". you were really cool...so hey it worked for me! too bad you couldn't help me out in high school.
3. making fun of your ridiculously random halloween costumes you put together from a young age to the present. ever heard of just going with ONE idea?
4. as children, sneaking play time with your nintendo while you were gone, because i couldn't afford your prices to play and didn't want to "pay" for it. poor kim wasn't so smart...you really made some money off of her.
5. peaking through your cork wall at 9536 while you and your hot friends (ah! chris warren) hung out in your room.
6. kicking kim out of the room in high school while we watched movies or NBA basketball.
7. laughing at the sunburn you got in hawaii when you and mom took me to school. apparently you thought it would be a good idea to "lay out" with socks and shoes on...but no sunscreen. brilliant!
8. being so jealous that you took breakdancing lessons while I was stuck with jazz and ballet.
9. taking a personal vow to never again ride a sled after seeing you cut your head open going under a car one winter at 9536.
10. watching you and tyson woodruff compete for the "largest" graham cracker gingerbread house every christmas. oh the amount of candy and frosting that was used...disgusting.
11. getting free ice cream when you worked at dairy queen. although i remember a couple times going there and you were out.....how does dairy queen RUN OUT OF ICE CREAM?
12. stealing $1/$5 bills off your dresser when you worked as a pizza delivery driver. you never noticed....i am good.
13. waiting in anticipation for your amazing (and long) letters from your mission and sharing them with all my friends (i was the one with cool and funny brother). we loved your "you know your a mormon if" columns and your random drawings.
14. being afraid you would be weird after your mission, but then realized you were not only really funny and not shy anymore...but that you became a little ho-ish. impressive.
15. being your "movie buddy" for a few years, until you got "good" on me.....thanks. that didn't help with my abandonment issues at all.
16. tears coming down from laughter as you cried in agony after mixing taco bell and chocolate milk on a roadtrip up to sandpoint.
17. the loud "bathroom noises" that emerged when we finally reached the cabin at sandpoint. remember the rest of us trying to quietly sneak in as people are sleeping, but you destroying the bathroom and then realizing the toilet didn't flush. (oh i'm laughing even now)
18. my awesome intricately drawn cards you used to make me for my birthday. i still think an "angie basketball association" would totally work.
19. working with you for a couple months at the doctor's office after we graduated from college. you were the worst receptionist and embarrassed yourself all the time, but you got the whole office to participate in a football bowl pool, did movie trivia with me during the boring days, and made everyone laugh on a daily basis.
20. watching you, as children, take hours to complete a game. ANY KIND. boards games (oh my gosh, i still can't play risk to this day), arcade games (you could play for hours on one quarter), choose your own adventure (your kind of books required notepads and intricate note taking), invention games (i still remember the nintendo game you designed complete with graphics...how old were you?..nerd)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!
Monday, November 5, 2007
i'm amazed by you...
The AMAZING RACE 12 started again last night, and I am so excited. This is one of my favorite reality shows. I often think about how awesome it would be to go on this show, but then I remember that I am afraid of heights, can't even climb fences, have issues with weird food textures, and don't "run"....so that kills that dream...but I would be good comic relief. it's still to early to decide who the"frontrunners" will be, but here are my personal thoughts:
I really like: brother and sister team Azaria and Hendekea. They are smart, athletic, and genuinely nice people. I hope they do well. Plus I am always impressed with siblings who go on this show together and can get along.
I am surprised I like: goth couple Kynt and Vyxsin. They look strange, and frankly I am a little depressed that Kynt looks better with make-up than I do, but they seem nice and are good competitors so I am anxious to see how they do.
I couldn't stand: gay guy and fag hag Ari and Staella. So glad they got eliminated. I am pretty open minded about things, but I don't think I could handle his overly-stereotypical "gay man" cattiness all season.
I am anxious to see: what "dating" couple explodes first. These teams are always the most entertaining to watch, cause they always come to the brink of "breaking up" at some point during the show. so much dysfunction...and so entertaining.
I really like: brother and sister team Azaria and Hendekea. They are smart, athletic, and genuinely nice people. I hope they do well. Plus I am always impressed with siblings who go on this show together and can get along.
I am surprised I like: goth couple Kynt and Vyxsin. They look strange, and frankly I am a little depressed that Kynt looks better with make-up than I do, but they seem nice and are good competitors so I am anxious to see how they do.
I couldn't stand: gay guy and fag hag Ari and Staella. So glad they got eliminated. I am pretty open minded about things, but I don't think I could handle his overly-stereotypical "gay man" cattiness all season.
I am anxious to see: what "dating" couple explodes first. These teams are always the most entertaining to watch, cause they always come to the brink of "breaking up" at some point during the show. so much dysfunction...and so entertaining.
Happy happy... Put it in your heart
5 THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:
1. 100 calorie food packs. perfect size, perfect taste, and good for my weight loss. so many companies are now making these heaven sent packs and I couldn't be happier. some of my favorites are cheeze-its, lorna doones, baked cheetos, and the grasshopper cookies.
2. karaoke. my friends and I go every thursday and it's so fun. My friend emily is the "singer" of the group and usually wow's the crowd with her renditions of songs by alicia keys, whitney houston, mary j. blige, gladys knight, and tina turner. And not to sound like "frankie" from sister act II but i don't sing, I rap, and me and em kind of bring down the house with our salt n' pepa, missy elliott, or snoop and dre.
3. blankets. Even though I have always been warm-blooded I have always been a big believer in cuddling up with a blanket on the couch and hanging out. currently my house has a stack of blankets for people to use and I can always be seen snuggled with one watching shows. they just make me feel so safe, cozy, and warm.
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4. House M.D. one of my favorite shows on television, and a must not miss (ever) program. hugh laurie is one hot older man, and is so superb at his character. I often wish I could be house, or have a friend like house and I could be his "wilson". that would be amazing. this show is so interesting, so funny, and so perfect.
5. personalized ringtones. nothing makes my day more than figuring out the perfect song to fit somebody in my phone contacts, add in the fact that I can pick out the perfect section of the song I want and edit how long it needs to be, and you have the perfect guilty pleasure for me. for instance, right now my mom's personalized ringtone is "mama" from Boyz II Men, but will soon change to "dear mama" from tupac, and will for sure include the lyrics "and even as a crack fiend mama, you always was a black queen mama"...cause that's just dang funny.
1. 100 calorie food packs. perfect size, perfect taste, and good for my weight loss. so many companies are now making these heaven sent packs and I couldn't be happier. some of my favorites are cheeze-its, lorna doones, baked cheetos, and the grasshopper cookies.
2. karaoke. my friends and I go every thursday and it's so fun. My friend emily is the "singer" of the group and usually wow's the crowd with her renditions of songs by alicia keys, whitney houston, mary j. blige, gladys knight, and tina turner. And not to sound like "frankie" from sister act II but i don't sing, I rap, and me and em kind of bring down the house with our salt n' pepa, missy elliott, or snoop and dre.
3. blankets. Even though I have always been warm-blooded I have always been a big believer in cuddling up with a blanket on the couch and hanging out. currently my house has a stack of blankets for people to use and I can always be seen snuggled with one watching shows. they just make me feel so safe, cozy, and warm.
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4. House M.D. one of my favorite shows on television, and a must not miss (ever) program. hugh laurie is one hot older man, and is so superb at his character. I often wish I could be house, or have a friend like house and I could be his "wilson". that would be amazing. this show is so interesting, so funny, and so perfect.
5. personalized ringtones. nothing makes my day more than figuring out the perfect song to fit somebody in my phone contacts, add in the fact that I can pick out the perfect section of the song I want and edit how long it needs to be, and you have the perfect guilty pleasure for me. for instance, right now my mom's personalized ringtone is "mama" from Boyz II Men, but will soon change to "dear mama" from tupac, and will for sure include the lyrics "and even as a crack fiend mama, you always was a black queen mama"...cause that's just dang funny.
Friday, November 2, 2007
And for all ya'll suckas that don't know...Check it out
in talking with my friend emily (aka: em wizzle), we have decided that there are some "catchphrases" or popular sayings that seriously NEED TO GO. They are so overdone, and frankly cause me to cringe whenever someone uses them. (no offense to those who read this and use these phrases, but now you know...time to let them go)
so here is my special...
TOP TEN "CATCHPHRASES" that must leave our vocabulary:
(in no particular order, since all of these are equally obnoxious)
1. "been there, done that" and "been there, done that, got the tee-shirt". really? this one just gets on my nerves.
2. "all that and a bag of chips". what does that even mean?
3. blue collar comedy references such as "get er' done" or "here's your sign". how many years have those been sticking around?
4. hand/arm gestures such as "whatever" "loser" "we're not worthy" and "raise the roof". totally played out.
5. rhyming phrases such as "chillin like a villain" or "it's on like donkey kong"...again...what do these mean? just because something rhymes doesn't mean it makes sense.
6. urban phrases such as "bling" "talk to the hand" "you go girl" or "wack". when middle aged white people start using them, it's time to let them go because they are no longer cool.
7. lil' jon impersonations such as use of the words "what?" "yeah" or "okay", said with a thick, scratchy, southern accent. lil' jon can barely get away with saying these things, and he's famous.
8. movie catchphrases or accents such as austin powers "do i make you horny?" or "yeah baby", napolean dynamites "skills", "gosh", "your mom went to college", or the wearing of the dreaded "vote for pedro tee-shirts"
9. polygamy references or jokes. with mormons so hot right now in 07' (mitt romney, big love on HBO, a black mormon on house MD) the polygamy joke is just so overdone...anything else you guys can come up with to poke fun? didn't think so? i mean, have some sort of creativity, the polygamy joke is just too easy and now too overdone.
10. WASSUP! said with tongue out, as if mimicking the annoying commercial. this was played out the moment it came on the scene, and yet people are still doing it.
so here is my special...
TOP TEN "CATCHPHRASES" that must leave our vocabulary:
(in no particular order, since all of these are equally obnoxious)
1. "been there, done that" and "been there, done that, got the tee-shirt". really? this one just gets on my nerves.
2. "all that and a bag of chips". what does that even mean?
3. blue collar comedy references such as "get er' done" or "here's your sign". how many years have those been sticking around?
4. hand/arm gestures such as "whatever" "loser" "we're not worthy" and "raise the roof". totally played out.
5. rhyming phrases such as "chillin like a villain" or "it's on like donkey kong"...again...what do these mean? just because something rhymes doesn't mean it makes sense.
6. urban phrases such as "bling" "talk to the hand" "you go girl" or "wack". when middle aged white people start using them, it's time to let them go because they are no longer cool.
7. lil' jon impersonations such as use of the words "what?" "yeah" or "okay", said with a thick, scratchy, southern accent. lil' jon can barely get away with saying these things, and he's famous.
8. movie catchphrases or accents such as austin powers "do i make you horny?" or "yeah baby", napolean dynamites "skills", "gosh", "your mom went to college", or the wearing of the dreaded "vote for pedro tee-shirts"
9. polygamy references or jokes. with mormons so hot right now in 07' (mitt romney, big love on HBO, a black mormon on house MD) the polygamy joke is just so overdone...anything else you guys can come up with to poke fun? didn't think so? i mean, have some sort of creativity, the polygamy joke is just too easy and now too overdone.
10. WASSUP! said with tongue out, as if mimicking the annoying commercial. this was played out the moment it came on the scene, and yet people are still doing it.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
i'm so cold i'm so cold i'm so cold i'm so cold
I bought a coat. To some this may not seem like news, but for me it's a huge step. I have never been a "coat" wearer. they have always been way too hot for me, and seemed unnecessary even with the brisk winters. Usually a light fleece jacket did the trick. but alas, now I need an actual coat. With the change in weight, I get colder much easier and long for warmth and comfort. At work I huddle in my corner with my space heater and socks on, at home I cuddle on the coach in a blanket, and now...outside I, angie, wear a coat. and I love it. It's so cute, so cozy, and more fitted which cuts down on the "bulkiest" I always felt with coats, and so far I don't feel like the sleeves are slowly strangling my arms. yippee. maybe one day I will finally stop wearing flip flops before snow hits the ground, and purchase a long sleeve shirt.....but that's just seems ridiculous.
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